retro progressive

a town, person, or people who bring new concepts and ideas, making you think differently, but in a way that feels comfortable and old school.

Have you been to Cleveland before?

No, that place is a stinkpile.

Wrong. It's retro progressive.

by worddiddlydoer May 12, 2023

aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 05, 2020

progressive metal

Metal music for people have a taste

Tool are "the" progressive metal band

by El_Hef October 25, 2003

Progress Quest

A game where no human interaction is required, except for choosing your race, class (doesn't really matter what you choose) and starting stats. Oddly addicting.

Person 1: She's playing... Progress Quest...? But she's at the bathroom!
Person 2: That's right.
Person 1: She's at the bathroom!
Person 2: I know that. Requires no interaction whatsoever, but I prefer you do some shit while playing.
Person 1: Oh...

by MisaTange July 15, 2010

Progressive Ghost

A more respectful way of phasing a friend with benefits out when a full on Ghosting seems too harsh

I am going to have to phase him out but it'll have to be a progressive ghost.

by Lmc86 December 30, 2018

Bromatic Progression

A collection of men who share the insatiable desire to entertain and are inextricably bound through the magic of song.

See that group of guys over there? $50 says that is a Bromatic Progression!

by foxwell adams December 26, 2010

Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.

Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.

by SmPtE March 26, 2010