Pocono Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

This term originated from alpine ski racers in the Allegheny Ski Conference in reference to people they would see skiing in resorts located in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania.

Look at that yeti doing the Pocono Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 18, 2008

Proon

An insult, somebody who is not clever

Shut up you proon

by Joe Lowes February 12, 2020

procyongender

ok so basically ur gender is like idk, it has many or multiple definitions according to your pov to the point where it’s out of your reach and your gender is just in the sky like a constellation

pronouns: pro/cyon/procy/proself

Person 1 did you hear about Person 3 today? pro now identifies as procyongender and uses pro/cyon
Person 2 oh lit, i think procy gender is rlly cool. i’ll respect the hell out of cyon like a decent human being who respects xenogenders

by leafysoup September 18, 2021

precondition

An invalid excuse for not conducting diplomatic relations with Iran; Doublespeak for "It's my way or the high way". This word is a loaded term used to invalidate the whole idea of Foreign Diplomacy, especially for the purposes of making peace and avoiding war.

"My opponent, Barrack Obama wants to meet with the leaders of Iran without 'precondition". ;- Basically saying, yeah we'll meet with you but only to give the the opportunity to agree to the terms that WE set forth; all is non-negotiable.

by Nico Salazar January 13, 2009

Propone

Similar to Propanone.

Organic Chemistry teacher: this chemical is called Propone.

Student: isn't it ProPANONE??

Teacher: NO TIMMAY, IT'S GOD DAMN PROPONE!

by Skeetpants January 18, 2009

precon

(n) A statement used in a way to support a main idea while persuading; a reason. Originates from the polish word "przekonać," meaning "to convince."

When one writes a persuasive essay and lists precons.
Our precon for this bill is the lack of jobs.
When the lawyer asked the defendant about his precons, he recieved a blank stare.

by Aka825 October 28, 2011

poconut

physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.

1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.

Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?

Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.

2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.

by phaeidaeux February 7, 2013