When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.
Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.
Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.
Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!
John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)
John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)
by tdnizzle111 May 01, 2011
Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?
Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.
Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.
Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.
Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.
by Elpresedante January 18, 2018
A term for when a person is feeling pressured by others into experimenting or admitting they're gay or LGBTQ+ when they never considered it, or perhaps don't even want to be. Usually, towards people who fit a certain stereotype, or from people who become too invested in pride-related politics and forget other people's feelings.
Please don't queer pressure me; I appreciate that you guys will support and love me no matter what, but while this lifestyle may work for you it just isn't what I want for myself.
by Dr. Portmanteau June 15, 2021
verb. To persuade a pickup or trick,
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.
by Serramanila August 24, 2005
Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.
by gooeylooey November 21, 2016
"Ken: Yo what you smokin' big dawg? Bobby: Pressure, yea I'm smokin' that pressure!"
*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"
*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"
by OpiumHeadQuarterMaster May 04, 2023
The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.
The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.
by MT_Scoop November 01, 2017