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Premo

Describing someone in the "pre-emo" phase; before they were emo.
Premo zach didn't wear skinny jeans and talk homosexually.
by calexiscott May 29, 2009
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premo

someone who enjoys music consisting of emotion and acoustic guitars emo but also enjoys a good polo prep
i'm premo because i pop my collar and like bright eyes.
by nith September 17, 2005
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Preem

To preem is the act of being so horny that you precum.

The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.

Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.
Chris: Look at Morgans ex over there flirting with Katie.
Paul: Yeah, he's preem'n.
by Arpaburch Cup January 17, 2011
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premo dan

while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009
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Preemptive Flush

Verb

To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.

Generally done if one is in a hurry.

Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
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Premodium

When you take an immodium prior to eating a meal that you know will give you diarrhea.
Mike: Hey Joe, let's stop at Charlie's Bar and get some of those atomic hot wings.

Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.
by Whitt97 December 20, 2010
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PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.
"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!
by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011
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