The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014
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pronounced - Pan-o-Cha-e-o. When a person lies about a girl they have had sex with. Combination of the words - Panocha (Spainish for Vagina) and Pinocchio (the little disney dude that when he lies his nose grows)
Nick-Hey remember that girl at the party last night? Eric- Yeah she was smokin hot. Nick - Her and I got it ON after you left.Eric - Thats not what I heard Panochaio
Panochaio is a person who lies about having sex with someone.
Panochaio is a person who lies about having sex with someone.
by E diggity May 29, 2008
Get the Panochaio mug.Rano pano is basically an uber hip term for 'hustle and bustle'. The origins of this 'cool' term are unclear but there is a Mogwai song called 'Rano Pano' which may or may not have had something to do with the term achieving a certain degree of popularity.
Usually used on the East Coast, it has found it's way to the UK and Ireland as an acceptable replacement for 'hustle and bustle'. Much like 'Mezzo-mezzo' is used as an alternate for 'So, so', it also rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
Usually used on the East Coast, it has found it's way to the UK and Ireland as an acceptable replacement for 'hustle and bustle'. Much like 'Mezzo-mezzo' is used as an alternate for 'So, so', it also rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
'Ethan moved quickly through the rano pano of his work place'.
'Talk about rano pano, the gig was absolutely packed'
'If I have to deal with the rano pano of rush hour after work, I'm going to totally lose my shit.'
'Talk about rano pano, the gig was absolutely packed'
'If I have to deal with the rano pano of rush hour after work, I'm going to totally lose my shit.'
by Artie Roth March 21, 2012
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A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
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