porky

A fat friend

" HEY PORKY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

by wyatt27boss January 06, 2018

Porky

In "Mother" series mean buisness

So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?

by April 17, 2021

porky

when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate

“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing

by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022

full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 25, 2017

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 29, 2020

Porky Doubs

A fat, rude bitch that runs her big mouth and thinks she's the shit. But not even her friends like her.

*Porky stands for the fat, rudeness
*Doubs (Double) stands for her double chin that ripples when she talks

ex. Porky Doubs: "wtf? your gross. fight me. you dumb slut."

Other: "she's such a porky doubs."

by morgieeeee December 01, 2009

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021