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Sharpie in the pooper!

A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
mugGet the Sharpie in the pooper!mug.

pooper chute

1. Anus
2. Exit point for fecal material
My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute.
by SWZ September 25, 2003
mugGet the pooper chutemug.

Pooper Trooper

A girl who can take your whole cock up her ass for as long as you want.
She was a real pooper trooper last night.... she took it up the pooper all night long!
by Nolatele February 23, 2015
mugGet the Pooper Troopermug.

mad pooper

Someone who poops in anothers restroom and doesn't flush, or claim it.
Jarrod shat in the boat's crapper and left it to marinate all night. When no one fessed up to it, he anonomously became the "Mad Pooper".
by AdamnJenn September 11, 2005
mugGet the mad poopermug.

lube pooper

One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.

The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.

Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.

B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
by a huge rooster March 26, 2015
mugGet the lube poopermug.

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.
"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."
by snarftits September 17, 2014
mugGet the Pooper Neckermug.

Shit pooper

This Shit pooper hasn’t shit out of their ass yet.”
by fistedyourmom September 4, 2021
mugGet the Shit poopermug.

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