POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"
Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
by KJ275 August 7, 2012
Get the Poomerang mug.After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.
In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".
by David L. Brown March 29, 2008
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Get the pooman mug.The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.
by PSN March 10, 2007
Get the Poomanchu mug.The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.
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Get the poompaloompa mug.(noun) The extremely distant yet unmistakeable feeling - almost a sixth sense - that despite having completed the initial and ostensibly main phase of your poo session, there is another wave of dumping still to come. Counter-intuitively, if the dumpee posesses the necessary patience, this second wave of shitting frequently results in higher yields.
Sorry I'm late, but I had a major poomonition. Thank God I took proper heed, because it was a dump that I'll never forget. I feel great!
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