Poodank

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

Poodle

A most amazing breed of dog owned and praised by the highest members of society through out human history. The poodle is regarded as the second most intelligent dog second only to the border collie whose disposition and physical exterior are out shinned by light years by the poodles elegant mannerisms and sense of calm. The poodle is skillful in many dog sports, including agility, obedience, tracking, and even herding and has taken first place more than any other breed. But poodles are not only the elegant show dogs portrayed by the media, poodles were once known as the best hunting dogs, hunting on both land and in water with the intelligence and beauty that accompanies everything a poodle does. The poodle, a dog usually associated with the upper crust of society, has just recently in the last few decades, made its way down the socioeconomic ladder and has proved its most outstanding quality yet. The poodle is now becoming known as the best house pet for its calming sweetness and adoration of its owner. You will not find a more well rounded, beautiful, intelligent dog than the poodle.

Joe: What is that beautiful creature?

Dan: Thats my poodle dude.

by hehe88888 September 4, 2010

Poodini

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

by Digger111 July 10, 2014

poodle shooter

"Poodle shooter" is a derogatory term for the M-16 and M-4 family of rifles with which the U.S. military is armed. This stems from the fact that the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3 and M16A4 (the "M-4") fire the 5.56mm cartridge, a cartridge that many soldiers and Marines think is underpowered for combat operations. Prior to the Vietnam War, the Army and Marines were armed with he M-14 rifle, which fires a much more powerful cartridge, the 7.62mm NATO round. During the Iraq War and the war in Afghanistan, the M-16 and M-4 proved to be inadequate to the task of longer-range combat engagements and the M-14 rifle was brought out of mothballs and issued to some units.

"Man, this M-4 sucks. Did you see that? I hit that hajii at least three times and he just kept running!"

"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."

by LowProfile88 July 26, 2009

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

poodlefaking

Empty social pretentiouness

"He knew the society of those small Burma stations -- a nasty, poodle-faking, horseless riffraff." AND "As for social duties of all descriptions, he called them poodle-faking and ignored them." George Orwell, Burmese Days, 1934; the "he" is an upper-class speaker.

by Roger Brunyate November 5, 2003