Riverside Poly High School

A shitty school in a shitty city. Full of shitty teachers, shitty students, everything about that school is shitty.

Riverside Poly High School is a good school if your a prep or jock.

by Zork666 June 24, 2011

Cal Poly

One of the BEST school's in California. Where a 4.5 GPA student with perfect 800 SAT's in Math and Spanish, and a 2110 in the SAT reasoning, straight AP, minority, number 2 of 582 student goes after rejection from UC Berkeley.
The BEST architecture school in the state.
Go Mustangs!

Hey, I heard you got rejected from Berkeley.
Yeah, but I don't care! Cal Poly is soooooooooo much better! :D

by whathefucksup?! August 5, 2008

Roly-Poly

A name referring to an abnormally round (see fat) person whom mingles and waddles in the parking lot, thereby prohibiting you from getting to your destination on time.

"Move Roly-Poly, I GOTTA GO!"

by OhMyGeisha July 21, 2009

Cal Poly

"The Harvard of the West". An extremely underrated University located in one of the best cities in California. A university that accepts about 30% of applicants yet doesn't have it's head up its ass. Ranked the #1 Public University of the West. #3 highest average alumni salary, we can basically assume that it should be considered in the top 5 public universities in the nation.. The only college in CA that denies students that get into UC Berkeley. Easily better than UCD, UCI, UCSB, UCSC, UCR, and UCSD, Cal Poly is the place to be.

Im soo depressed, I got denied from Cal Poly SLO. I guess im headed to UC Berkeley then(Tear).

I wish I would have chosen Cal Poly over UC Berkeley, that way I could have had a more rational education involving hands on training. Oh well, I guess im just going to have to deal with learning through my TA rather than my professor.

by JahPoly March 3, 2009

cal poly

1) Cal Poly is where you go if you want to do something meaningful with the time you spend in college. Of course, going here will virtually guarantee you a prolonged stay, especially if you are in engineering, architecture, or one of the computer majors (in which case you're lucky if you finish in 5-6 years).

2) A source of high stress, difficult and endless work, and perpetual insomnia that will drain you of your time and energy to the point where you miss lectures in order to complete labs on time. If you are in a computer major, be prepared to spend many Friday nights debugging programs to get it ready by the midnight deadline. One of two things is certain: a) you will be tired A LOT, or b) you will be addicted to Adderall.

3) The reason I only get to sleep on days that begin with 'S'. Meanwhile, most other majors drink on every day that ends with 'Y'. Got any Staley classes? Expect this to happen to you!

Cal Poly is living proof of this old saying: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

by alcifer November 16, 2009

Cow Poly

Affectionate nickname for California Polytechnic State University (Cal Poly) in San Luis Obispo.

Some mornings, when the breeze is just right, the robust scent of Cow Poly's beef unit wafts over the campus.

by CPsloStudent September 21, 2008

Loly-poly

Much like all the other 'Lol' extensions, this one means you are laughing so much you do a roly-poly of laughter.

The joke so wasn't funny, but she Loly-poly'd like it was.

by lolstuff May 22, 2009