hot pockets

what michael moore has had too many of

"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"

by kkaatt July 20, 2008

pockets

A person that always ends up with your stuff in their pockets

Hey, wheres my lighter??? Oh, pockets must have it.

by I can't put the name i want January 19, 2008

Hot Pockets

The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.

Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.

by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008

weed pockets

a pocket, usually homemade, where dealers and buyers of weed stash their shit. it can usually be found on the inside of a mans boxers.

the fuzz: wheres your shit, bitch, WHERE!!

you: its in my fuckin weed pocket, penis hole

by Balls McCgee March 17, 2005

Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.

WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts

by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007

Pockets

A game played when two bros are walking side by side and their hands accidentally touch. If one of them calls "pockets" then both bros have to see who can keep their hands in their pockets the longest.

Bro 1: *hand touches bro's hand accidentally* "Pockets!"
Bro 2: "Aww come on man it was an accident"

by Cody Stidham August 28, 2010

Pocketless

Someone without pockets

Usually discriminated against and with good reason.
They can't carry their own weight in anything because they have no pockets.

Those people need some pockets before someone sees them pocketless

by The Pocketed One May 21, 2022