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Putt

Another name for fart ; used to describe a fart
Wow! That was a big ol' putt!
by Emmaann January 13, 2016
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phut

Phut (phoenetic fut ) a weak wet minor noise, weaker than a damp squib, or a supressed fart OE}.
Generally accepted as being a disappointment considered against the potential pleasure.
The dot-com boom fizzled briefly, but for many ended with a phut, much the same as a three-penny damp squid.
by yerfandsam September 10, 2003
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Phatty

Marijuana slang term used in various contexts. 1:(n) Large joint or blunt. 2:(adj) Highly satisfactory.
1:"Yo, pass me that phatty"
2: "Damn dude, that is a phatty bong"
by a_bortion May 3, 2005
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plutt

An expletive, often used in the field of securities trading. Used to express anger, disgust, or even excitement, "plutt" is an acceptable substitute for a number of other, more obscene terms.
"Plutt! These Oxnard GO's just got downgraded from AAA to AA."
by muni007 November 26, 2009
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Putt Wee

A word used to fill space in a sentence, or a silence
no exact definition, but it is fun as hell to say
just say out loud once, you'll be hooked
person 1: Yesterday I ate a delicious melon...
person 2: Putt Wee!
person 1: That comment added nothing to the conversation, but it sounded funny...
by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006
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putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick
where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"
by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010
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