Fucking pissed as shit

Not only to be 'pissed'
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'

Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.

Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?

by TheMaskedddAvenger November 28, 2009

pissed

really really really drunk.

it seems my friends are always pissed.

by malora June 29, 2003

pissed

In America and most of the world, "pissed" is a vulgar term denoting anger and frustration. Sometimes the word is followed by "off" to mean the same thing. In Great Britain and Ireland the word "pissed" means "drunk" or "intoxicated" and is generally not considered vulgar.

When I saw the Beatles Anthology miniseries on TV, occasionally the Beatles and/or other people would say a swear word and it would be bleeped, because this program was broadcast on network TV (on ABC, in the spirit of the Anthology the network hyped itself as "Ay-Beatle-Cee". Uh-huh.). George Harrison was talking about the group being on the Magical Mystery bus travelling to promote the "Magical Mystery Tour". Pub patrons would stand outside and wave at the Fab Four, George said that they were "pissed". That word was not bleeped out. Knowing that people outside the UK and Ireland would be watching this program, George explained the term's definition by stating, "Oh. Getting pissed is the same as getting plastered".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2008

Super Saiyan Pissed

It is when you get so pissed that your hair goes blonde, your eyes blue and you get super powers.

Man did you hear Ali is in hospital?
Nah man, what happened?
Andrew got super saiyan pissed and goku'd his frieza ass!

Change the channel before i get super saiyan pissed!!

by gfunk01 March 31, 2009

teen wolf pissed

Perhaps the most pissed off that an individual can become. Symptoms include: Hair growing all over your body, ears becoming pointy, pupils turn red, fingernail growth becomes rapid, teeth become sharp and fanglike, and or tail begins to form. These symptoms can and probably will result in getting whatever you want, becoming good at everything on the planet, scoring chicks, and of course KICKING ASS!!!

Murray was so teen wolf pissed that he ripped off Tito's head, and shat down his throat. Then he scored with 3 broads at the same time and beat Lebron James in a game of Horse.

by Dr. Remis August 11, 2006

pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.

Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006