phil maull

A gentleman who thinks he is a professional mountain biker. Owns a startling amount of Star Wars gear.

No matter where you are, he can tell you exactly how many miles you are from Swindon.

"I just broke every bone in my body...I totally Phil Maulled it".

by Miss Hot Potato October 14, 2014

Phil the Pain

Used as a term to describe your anger at someone not completing an action or being late for something

If you are late for tutor you are going to Phil the pain, you Phil me!?

by PhilThePain97 April 22, 2016

Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

Philadelphia Surprise

When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.

I went into the gas station and came out to a Philadelphia Surprise.

by Tagloniousmonk March 13, 2018

Philanthropy Trolling

Donating to charity for the explicit purpose of embarrassing an acquaintance by associating their name with a ridiculous cause. Especially effective on kickstarter and other named giving platforms.

LOL. I just donated $100 in my boss's name to The HPV and Anal Cancer Foundation. That's some next-level philanthropy trolling.

by coachbob August 28, 2018

Philandropist

A person who donates charitably towards the physical enhancement or psychological healing of those they seek or receive sexual relations with.

Jacob is a philandropist because he pays for breast augmentation for women with whom he only has casual sex with.

by jeremyrainman December 29, 2022

Dry Philadelphia

When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.

I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.

by Radski June 29, 2011