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Pence

I have to pence.

I penced this morning.

I’m pencing right now.
by Skid mark 11 August 25, 2020
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pound pence

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I watched pound pence on telly.
by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023
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Penced

1. To have faith in someone who blindsides you and lets you down
2. When someone reveals their true colors and betrays you in a time of need
3. When a coward doesn't uphold the truth
Example: Judas "Penced" Christ, to the Jewish authorities, in return for thirty pieces of silver
by TamTamE August 18, 2023
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Big Daddy Pence

Mike Pence’s Alias. How Mike Pence is referred as by Gen Z and others on TikTok. As for why; I have no idea.
Yo you saw the fly on Big Daddy Pence’s hair last night on the debate?
by bidenharris2020 October 24, 2020
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Pence-Pence

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”
by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023
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As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
by hteb78 January 23, 2024
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pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude
I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.
by uniqueid November 16, 2016
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