Louisiana Pelican

A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!
My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!

C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
by dixxienormuss January 23, 2011
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Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.
"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."
by Pineapplepolarbear January 06, 2012
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pelican hammer

say pelican hammer”
what- no”
by Avery000 April 27, 2021
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Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit
Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath
by LoyalRoyal1871 June 10, 2020
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Double Pelican

A sex position in which the woman begins by getting spread eagle on the bed. The man jumps into the air and plunges his dick inside of her whilst flapping his arms around like a crazy mother fucker. Flip and repeat to make it a DOUBLE Pelican .
Bro I nearly broke my dick giving Susie that Double Pelican last night!
by Moby31 February 16, 2016
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pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.
Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.
by Urbanqueef August 04, 2014
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pelican tits

When someone (normally a male) has extremely saggy tits.
You- wtf he has massive man boobs

Friend- no he just has pelican tits
by pyrolitch February 13, 2016
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