Pedophile

I'm a Retard I write Pedophile rather than Paedophile.
by The-Wi$e-One July 27, 2010
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Pedophile

A pedophile is an adult attracted to children.

Which is different from an adult molesting a child, raping a child, or taking innapropriate pictures/videos of a child. Though if that were to happen the person who did the act was most likely (like 99% likely, because what kind of normal person would do that) a pedophile.
L: I heard that (insert name here) was going to seek proffesional help.

O: Really? Why?

L: I heard they were a pedophile or some shit like that.

O: Woah? You'd never know. Wow, that's sick.
by Agathokakological August 11, 2015
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Pedophile

Someone eighteen or older who gets aroused or is attracted to minors.
Ms.Sarah: Do you see Mark over there? So fucking hot.
Mr.Alex: For fucks sakes Sarah, he's 15, you're 29, don't be a fucking pedophile. Why don't you fall for normal people, like Ms.Catie, she's a nice woman. Think about her in your sexual fantasies not a damn high schooler!
by Almapie August 14, 2018
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Pedophile

POV : you only looked this up because your an 8th grader dating a 7th grader.
Omg your such a pedophile! Dude chill we're only 1 year apart!
by Vector's Daddy November 02, 2021
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pedophiler

somebody who is sexually attracted to pedophiles
Your ex is a pedophile? So that makes you a pedophiler!
by Jerica Jones March 27, 2007
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pedophille

That sex offender is a pedophile* not a pedophille
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Pedophile

In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007
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