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Pecans Position

The act of making out with someone under a pool table.
Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.
by hplg February 9, 2010
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Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.
I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014
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Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.
"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."
by Papa Chub August 1, 2008
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peruna

v. to engage in the act of inverting someone's colon through anal sex. Meaning to engage in anal sex so vigorously that the colon begins to expel from the sphincter.

n. The exposed colon of a person who has been subjected to a great deal of anal sex.
"Man, I was going so hard on this chick that I made her peruna. It looked like a purple pineapple"

"Dude, her peruna made me shiver in fear. The Millennium Falcon would not have escaped it."
by you_keyed_my_car September 7, 2007
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peacunt

the female version of a peacock used by stupidiots who don't know the correct word is peahen.
During the mating season the peacock flares out its feathers when trying to get the attention of the peacunt.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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frosted columbian pecan log

when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!
we made frosted columbian pecan logs last night they were delicious!
by skybo610 March 11, 2010
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peculiar

The tactful way of telling someone they look or act like a moron.
Yeah Dude, those green polka-dotted jeans are very peculiar.
by Isaac Martin May 18, 2008
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