Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.

Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'

by ritualkiller69 April 24, 2016

planking

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!

by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011

Pank

Synonym for pink, usually used humorously.

“Ava’s face is so pank!”

by Stranger bench January 19, 2020

Planking

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"

by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011

plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

shat pank

good, cool, excellent, phat. can be shortened to sh'pank. complete and utter greatness

'did you watch the film last night?'
'yeh it was shat pank'

by flave July 8, 2004

yankee pankee dildo-dong

Northern hankey pankee with the usage of a dildo-dong. (anal/vaginal etc..) use.

Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010