Payton

Funny, pretty, energetic girl that is an amazing friend. If you fuck with her you should kill yourself because you don't deserve to know such an amazing person.

My most loyal friends name is Payton

She has a nice booty

by Ma--rr February 7, 2017

Payton

Payton is an unique name. Payton’s are usually smart, silly, clumsy, gorgeous , and hard to let go they keep secrets well and keeps friends as well. Payton’s think they need to fit in but that’s nonsense many boys like her but she just doesn’t realize it even tho she might have a bf/gf there will always be someone there that loves her for her

1:
Payton looks in her bag for her keys. A boy name jack looks around the corner

Jake says in his head: she is so pretty omg

Payton closes her locker looks at jack: O ah hi jack what are u doing

Jack: o a totally not staring at you and admiring how beautiful you are

Payton: thx but I have a bf...

by Paypay_its_payday July 11, 2018

Payton

Payton is a girl who wears hoodies with drugs on them and eats flam in’ hot cheetos in the morning with crackhead color hair, her closet only consists of ripped jeans, hoodies, and crop tops.

“Hey! look at that crackhead”
“Isn’t that a Payton”

by pp420 November 25, 2019

Payton

puffer fish

puffer fish = payton

by 696969696969696969969696969 March 9, 2020

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

car payment girl

A woman who is a little short on money who will "do anything to be able to make her car payment this month." In other words, an amateur, part-time prostitute. They can be amazingly good or amazingly bad, and you can usually get a bargain price along with a GFE. Once you find a car payment girl, you'll want to keep track of her over a number of years.

Hey Art, you said you were horny and I know that Karen's rent is due. She is an awesome car payment girl, so call her up and tell her that you can help her with her rent this month in exchange for a BJ every day this week.

by ItsReallyMe1234 July 24, 2017

paytonism

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"

When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.

by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015