starty parted

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking

Let's get the starty parted!

by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

Papa Paeds

A person who has an unfortunate sexual attraction to children.

"Oh my God! That Iain B is such a papa paeds!"

by Robert Hume January 20, 2008

paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003

Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

patellaphobia

a fear of people touching the knees.

kelly has patellaphobia she is terrified of people touching her knees and and will conflict injury to those to try.

by sillyfreshmen August 16, 2010

pateef

a skinny crackhead with little or no teeth

Did you see the pateef chick in the highlands? she had a butter face!

by mxrider69+8 November 27, 2011

patella fella

A man who has a wild obsession and/or fetish with the area of the body known as a kneecap (patella).

“You see the way Hermes’ eyes kept glancing down at my knees Cheryl?” “Yeah Nance, I think he’s a patella fella.”

by tobedetermined February 9, 2019