morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 21, 2022
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Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008
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pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
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pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry
"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."
by Jack Hofferman April 04, 2015
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Pastry puff

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy
Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?
by Cancer99 January 09, 2017
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frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.
"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."
by Hung-Lo May 02, 2003
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tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.
yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.
by mikeymicmo March 07, 2007
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