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Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
mugGet the Morning pastrymug.

pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
mugGet the pastry chefmug.

Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry
“OMG he’s such a pastry”

I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
mugGet the Pastrymug.

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015
mugGet the Pastry Dickmug.

morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
mugGet the morning pastrymug.

frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.
"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."
by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003
mugGet the frosting the pastrymug.

Pastry ghost

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******
by mrmhr July 2, 2015
mugGet the Pastry ghostmug.

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