pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.

The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.

by El_Guapo August 29, 2011

Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.

New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.

by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007

pair of shoes

Someone who is irrelevant or horrific at a certain game or activity

Doso: How is Rick in pool?
Jim: Man, he ain't nothing but a pair of shoes. Don't sweat it.

by kcardoso92 May 3, 2013

Pastrami pussy

When a ho has a pussy dat look like dat deli meat pastrami

Bob:"Yo man, I heard dat Karren has pastrami pussy."
Billy:"Man dat nasty! "

by Darealslimshadey July 2, 2015

Pair Pressure

When a girl has a great PAIR of tits that pressure you subconsciously into doing things to impress her.

I swear I wasn't going to smoke that night but when Jennifer gave me a cigarette I couldn't resist the Pair Pressure

by Kreyna April 24, 2017

chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.

Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008

Pearl or Pastrami

A type of vagina.

Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.

Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.

"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."

by Chi Chi Pee Pee November 6, 2018