Paranoia

SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;

Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021

Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.

Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.

Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.

by Yuri January 26, 2005

Paranoia List

A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.

Mother: Where's Jimmy?

Tom: I don't know mom

Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!

Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list

by 2b4sure September 5, 2009

pac-paranoia

someone who has a fear, or is scared of pacman

help me! i have pac-paranoia - pacman is going to kill me!

by sam farr December 3, 2007

Paranoia

A group party game where all the participants sit in a circle. The participants take it in turn to whisper a question involving the players to the person on your left. for example who is most likely to become a stripper? or who would you most want to sleep with? Then the person asked will say the name or names that is their answer to the whole group. So at this point the group know the answer but not the question. Then you flip a coin for tails; tell the question to the group or heads; the question remains a secret. When asked you cannot answer with your own name or the person who asked you a question. This game can be played in a more fun way or it can become really savage. This game can also be altered to turn into a drinking game for example you drink every time your name is said.

Found out so much shit about everyone last night in a game of paranoia

Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him

by No1bitch5114 February 24, 2019

Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...

Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022