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Brandon Paine

The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!
" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"
by 2up4fun November 27, 2011
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College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010
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painers

Appalachian slang for an opiate in pill or liquid form used to get a buzz
Did you hear Lindsay Lohan is in rehab? Yeah, she's hooked on them painers.
by Brob81 August 25, 2010
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Polish Painter

the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.
Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!

Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?
by Snarffy January 14, 2011
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Pinerider

a bender thats bad at hockey, that sits on the bench the whole game, and just rides the pine up and down
Hey look, Ibby sucks at hockey he just rides pine all game what a pinerider
by bambski October 8, 2011
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Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.
Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.
by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009
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pagnerant

The particular quality of canine behavior that is comprised primarily of obstinacy but includes a pestering measure of imbecilic ignoramutude.
Roamer, the bull terrier, is being pagnerant because he "appears" to be unable to cooperate in rectification, after stepping over his own leash.
by PTDanKool December 28, 2010
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