OxyMoron

Someone stupid enough to run off and get themselves hooked on Oxycontin.

Dude got fired from his job for being an OxyMoron!

by SlimShugga June 6, 2016

Oxymoron

Typically, an ignorant and biased person that is addicted to OxyContin.

Rush Limbaugh is an oxymoron.

by Bart the Traveler March 28, 2020

Oxymoron

A dumbass who gets his oxy stretched

"Those oxymorons be fiends"

by Kaardie May 22, 2025

Oxymoron

An eight~sided idiot

My tolerance for oxymorons (eight sided idiots) is very limited.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Oxymoron

Oxymoron is not an insult, anyone claiming it is impogclataglous.

Remember, people who think this is an insult are just clueless idiots.

Guy 1: you're an oxymoron

Guy 2: that's not an insult

by Polstok777 July 15, 2022

oxymoron

A Prius owner who drives like an asshole.

That oxymoron in that hybrid just knocked over my mailbox, sideswiped my Bonneville, and kept right on going.

by Jack Ferrule November 3, 2020

oxymoron

Two words that can't coexist in the same phrase

Best example of an oxymoron - American culture

by The great handle September 25, 2017