Online Orphanage

A person who claims to live a perfect life on social media especially Twitter but is infact very hungry offline

Don't go out on a date with a guy because you are Hungry, don't be an online Orphanage

by oyimzy April 5, 2020

Orophin

1) Noldorin Elf, brother of Finrod, who was next in line to the throne of Nargothrond when Finrod was slain by Sauron. The weak-willed Orophin was usurped by Celegorm and Curufin, but took power with the aid of Beren after his return. He established Nargothrond as an unassailable hidden realm, but succumbed to pressure form Turin to adopt a more aggressive approach, and was slain in the sacking of Nargothrond.

2) Elf, brother of Haldir and Rumil, one of the three who encountered the Fellowship of the Ring on the borders of Lorien. He couldn't speak Westron.

Both are Tolkien characters.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Orphan Bat

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.

When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

orping

postulating bizarre scientific theories without substantive evidence or empirical proof.

Jean Piaget (1896-1980) is famous for orping his way to fame by suggesting that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny(orp). In other words - the development of an individual mimics development of the species

by Arunabh Das Four August 25, 2008

orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Orphan ice

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.

"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"

by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015

orphone

A child who is neglected by parents who are perpetually on the smartphone or tablet or any other technological device. In other words, the child is made an orphan by technology.

I feel sorry for the orphones as their parents think that checking the latest updates and news are more important than them.

by CSA Y December 12, 2015