a LIE. When your drum major/band director decides to not be satisfied with the band's "final" run through.
by MoneyFi$h November 22, 2021

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.
by 10-15 June 3, 2022

When, you get pulled over by the police, and end up in jail that night. It only takes one time!
or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.
or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.
example 1. hey man did you hear about Nasi? no what? He got shackie one timed, for not having the set tags! He also had that snap crackle and pop, in his trunk.
example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?
example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?
by Abtrainowtheeast January 14, 2011
