Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.

"Man you just got toasted!"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 2, 2017

Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival January 20, 2016

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

toast

a word used my your friends to describe how drunk you are to the rest of your friends

*Steph drinking lots again*
Sara: Steph's TOAST!

by mike04 January 3, 2006

toasted

messed up,busted,tore up

by bdballer September 30, 2003

toastness

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

by Goast February 27, 2003