Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
by Aeryck November 06, 2004
by RepublicanPickupTruck35 December 26, 2019
While having sex with a woman, you take a shit on hamburger bun, melt cheese on it, and feed it to the woman.
by The Hamburgler 2012 October 04, 2013
The act of inserting your finger or thumb into a female's anus while receiving felacio; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the male to slap the in the face with his penis for good luck. This maneuver was introduced to the 'Merica in the late 90's
by GIMMExYOxSHOES May 13, 2013
Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
by triscuitss March 03, 2009
J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 09, 2010
by Master Tonberry December 10, 2004