Texas Omelette

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.

Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.

Texas Omelette by Wash U Track May 31, 2006

Hairy Omelette 

When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.

Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.

Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.

Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.

Hairy Omelette by dsm2 November 24, 2013

Hell's Omelette 

When one makes him/her self an omelette, serves it then burns one of his/her cuts with the frying pan, then eat the omlelette after.

Kelly decided to make herself a hell's omelette after

Hell's Omelette by ジェシー オロズコ April 2, 2009

juicy omelette 

A runny or gastric shit

His juicy omelette was splattered all over the toilet bowl

juicy omelette by poo juice October 30, 2003

Jewish Omelette  

First you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. Then,you bang her until you are colse to cumming. Right before you cum you knock her out, and cum in the roll. Then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,shit,piss etc.). Then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. When you are done you should have a Jewish Omelette.

Dude! You know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, I made a Jewish Omelette out of her.

Jewish Omelette by R and G January 9, 2009

Denver Omelette 

To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005

I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!

Denver Omelette by DC2DAOC September 12, 2005

Sausage Omelette 

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

Sausage Omelette by Mewsy July 1, 2009