Olman

Often mistaken for 'Old Man', but truely means top of his game; opposite of an old man. A guy who knows what he wants and how to get it.

Check out that Olman and that smoking babe.
I wish I could be like that Olman.

by sweet_chick_85 February 3, 2010

Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...

Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

oldmangaminghd

Youtuber
Plays Arsenal and other games
Dad of TanqR

TanqR Dad BE LIKE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CAUSE OLDMANGANINGHD IS GAMERRRRR AT ARSENAL
oldmangaminghd

by Prestige E October 15, 2020

oltmans

The best of the best family that has ever lived

The Oltmans are the best

by S.unknowen December 14, 2017

old man beer

Cheap macro beers that your old man probably enjoyed drinking back in the day.

Person 1: This fridge is full of cans of Old Style, Hamm's, and Stroh's.

Person 2: You mean old man beer?!

by JustAnotherNeighbor May 8, 2018

Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.

"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"

by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018