Older Stuff

A phrase used by pretentious and douchey people to pretend they know a lot about music or to make people think they knew about mainstream music before it was mainstream. To the douchey user of this phrase, it doesn't matter if the older stuff is actually good; all that matters is that it is the older stuff. Many times the person who uses the phrase has never even listened to the older stuff.

Person 1: Have you heard the new REM album, i think it is really good!
Hipster Douche: Meh, it's mediocre at best...but their older stuff is so good!
Person 1: I know what you mean, Document is a great album!

(At this point, the hipster is caught off guard...he has only heard that document is good, but has never actually listened to it.)

Hipster Douche: (In an unsure voice) Yeah man, it's totally awesome!

by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009

Older Siblings

People that are sooooo perfect and never start fights.

Yech. Older siblings. If only mom and dad could understand their bullshit.

by iTookAHarSHIT May 19, 2021

Olden

The last name of a very famous tik tok king.

Do you follow Educ Olden on tik tok? He’s such a king, but sadly, can’t take the heat.

by Valentina papavero May 21, 2020

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009

older brother syndrome

OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)

Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?

Girl: SURE!

Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?

Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)

by PIAFFE September 10, 2013

oldexpireddorito

oldexpireddorito Is a really funny tiktoker who is known for his series with his character “Emily “ which portrays an uneducated white,dumb ,female . oldexpireddorito Also makes funny skits about kids with pop it’s, makeup, and POV’s!!.

oldexpireddorito Uses he/him pronouns.
oldexpireddorito Is a funny tiktoker.
I love oldexpireddorito he’s a really cool tiktoker and discord admin!!

by Deez nutz573 September 20, 2021

The Older Sibling Effect

Generally perpetuated by older siblings, this effect takes place when something is so hyped up or raved about by someone, that you grow to despise it.

I was going to watch Stranger Things, but John totally gave it the older sibling effect for me

by Xix August 1, 2019