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Oatmeal

Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021
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oatmeal

The most orgasmic food in the world

it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!
"i just ate some oatmeal."

"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."

"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
by Championhannahsaurusrex January 31, 2009
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The Oatman

The Oatman is a move of legendary proportions. It involves spreading a honey baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. After 2 mins of humping, remove the D, and roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. Continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. Spread her ass cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her asshole. Quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting "gotcha bitch". You have successfully completed The Oatman.....GEAUX TIGERS
Yoooo brah, I give my bitch THE OATMAN last night.......shes been bleeding in her panties all day....#winning
by JordanJefferson October 15, 2011
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Oatmeal Creme Pies

Oatmeal Creme Pies are my three favourite things - Pablo Francisco
by Themanwithabigsteeek March 30, 2008
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oatmeal

I am so oatmeal right now.
I'm feeling oatmeal where's my porn
Are you oatmeal?
by xXSpiritKeeperXx September 7, 2013
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ovarian oatmeal

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.
Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.
by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010
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