by Gordy W. June 28, 2025
Get the Holler Scholarmug. Someone who was given a degree without meeting requirements or credits in the name of inclusion and race.
Woke colleges dropped standards and expectations of learning to enable more ethnicities to graduate as Biden Scholars while their peers actually have to hit those bench marks. Ted is a doctor but he came in last in his class. But you don’t need to know that. Scalpel!
by Zonahotwings April 10, 2023
Get the Biden Scholarmug. A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
Get the Cope health scholarsmug. An armchair scholar is a person who thinks they are an expert on the subject after listening to one or two podcasts on the subject.
Don't tell me that climate change isn't real! How much research have you done? Don't be an armchair scholar!
by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023
Get the armchair scholarmug. Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022
Get the Medical Humanities Scholarmug. An unofficial organization consisting usually of rebellious students and crazy rich kids to fund their operations.
Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.
Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.
In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.
Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.
In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Kid 1 : "How are we going to survive this year's test."
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
by oldmodem December 11, 2018
Get the Scholar Mafiamug. by Jshark321 December 11, 2017
Get the Meme scholarmug.