Noot

A manipulative liar

P1 - "He lied about having sex"
P2 - "Oh he's done a noot"

or

P1 - "I served in the military over the weekend"
P2 - "Shut up don't be a noot"

by Kskdjkjksk November 5, 2020

noot

To procrastinate, or to do something that is out of the ordinary.

Person 1 : Did Alex do his PE Erection Check Homework?
Person 2 : Nope, He said he'll do it later.
Person 1 : Damn he did a noot.
-
Person 1 : What happened to him?
Person 2 : He did a noot.
Person 1: Oh my god.

by Hexadecimal Psycho March 26, 2024

das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Nooting

When you brew a cup of coffee or tea inside of someone’s body, (preferably mouth but other openings will do) and proceed to drink it.

Brad was nooting inside Jessica! Gross!

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Noot

The thing you should suck that is in the left region of thy scrotum

Suck my noot

by TheNootGod May 29, 2018

Jimmy Noot-Noot

To get really really high that you fly to a planet called, “Jimmy Noot-Noot” named after Nickelodeon Cartoon Character Jimmy Neutron.

Dude : bro, I am so high right now

Me: you? Man I’m on Jimmy NOOT-NOOT

by RogerRiverWilliamson April 30, 2019

Noot noot

Thy elegant way of calling someone a nob head

Danis a noot noot nob head

by Kittyjulia877 January 25, 2020