Toxic Non-Relationship 

1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.

2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.

3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.

4. dating mr. yuck.

I am going absolutely crazy trying to figure out what is going on in my Toxic Non-Relationship.

Toxic Non-Relationship by Dating Mr. Yuck June 25, 2010

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand 

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

Trans Masc Non-binary 

Feeling more comfortable presenting as masculine however still under the umbrella of Transgender and Non-binary.

Example (A)

A: Hey, that person dresses like a boy but looks like a girl, what do you think their pronouns are?
B: Hey A, how bout you mind your fucking business before I make your pronouns stop/breathing

Example (B)

A: I feel much more comfortable presenting as masculine today, but I'm still Non-binary.
B: Yes and that's completely valid that you feel that way :)

Trans Masc Non-binary

Trans Masc Non-binary by SlaydenIsWritingLosers September 15, 2022

Super Non-conforming L-Sexual Reverse Transoptic Gender 

The best of the 53 genders, kind, loving, and amazing.

My best friend is an amazing Super Non-conforming L-sexual Reverse Transoptic Gender

Super Non-conforming L-Sexual Reverse Transoptic Gender by Givanji April 28, 2020

The Non Group 

The Non Group is a perfect group consisting of 5 high school children from Arta. It was created in 2019 and since then until today they make various videos and upload them to Instagram and YouTube. The kids are making a lot of effort to keep the group going and this can be seen from their weekly videos. Instagram of the group: @thenongroup / YouTube Channel of the group: The Non Group - The Non Group

THE NON GROUP, IS A GROUP WHICH IS CONSISTED FROM CHILDREN FROM BEAUTIFUL ARTA.

The Non Group by TNG Greece November 22, 2021

The Non Newarked MCR page. 

Once upon a time in a land far far away, the My Chemical Romance facebook page was a world of peace and harmony. But, slowly, it got crappier and crappier, trolls invaded, people became rude and the family became meaningless. SUDDENLY, the elders and sexier people of the page decided they should make a group, where the old flame could be rekindled. The Non Newarked MCR page, to be exact. This is now the home of various demigods (the sexy children,) and the olympian council (the elders,) and the great mamma goddess (our great greek caitie.) All hail the Non Newarked children.

The Non Newarked MCR Page. : Exit our group if you can't han dle our sass or we will mOonwalk on your reem. :)

The Non Newarked MCR page. by ElenaIsBored.Net March 11, 2012