nobody likes your small balls 

What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.

Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!

nobody likes your small balls by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 1, 2006

nobody likes that 

Something you say when you are irritated by a situation, action, or person. Emphasis is placed on the word "likes."

Brad won't share one of his 24 Henry Weinhard's with you. "Brad, nobody likes that!"

You left for five minutes and sombody jacked your parking place. "Nobody likes that!"

You see a total toolbox whose mere presence causes irritation. "There's Bryson. Nobody likes that!"

nobody likes that by Alex T. B. April 17, 2008

Nobody Asked 

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

Nobody Asked by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022

Nobody knows 

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway

“Nobody knows the meaning of life”

“I do?!?!?”

Nobody knows by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody Wins 

You say this ain't over yet
I've said things that I regret
Won't be easy to forget
Scars take time to heal

Before another bitter word gets loose
I was hoping we could call a truce

Cause nobody wins, we both lose
Hearts get broken and love get bruised
When we light that same old fuse
Again and again
Nobody wins slamming doors
We've both lost this fight before
And I won't play that game no more
Cause nobody wins

Darlin' we've got too much pride
It don't matter who's wrong or right
Honey love ain't black and white
It's the way I feel about you

All I wanna do is hold you tight
I can't take another angry night

When nobody wins, we both lose
Hearts get broken and love get bruised
When we light that same old fuse
Again and again
Nobody wins slamming doors
We've both lost this fight before
And I won't play that game no more
Cause nobody wins

I know something's bound to break
If we don't bend
Baby, what's it gonna take

Nobody wins, we both lose
Hearts get broken and love get bruised
When we light that same old fuse
Again and again
Nobody wins slamming doors
We've both lost this fight before
And I won't play that game no more
Cause nobody wins

Nobody wins
Nobody wins

Nobody Wins by Death Menace August 17, 2022

Nobody is innocent 

I hate it when people say there are innocent people. Nobody is innocent

Nobody is innocent. There is no such thing as innocent people.

Nobody is innocent by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020

Nobody puts Baby in a corner! 

What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.

If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!

Nobody puts Baby in a corner! by QuacksO July 20, 2019