grandpa-pee'd

Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.

Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.

by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009

Grandpa ying

grandpa ying is a sexy,attractive, handsome, male donkey.he always finds his friends to do something bad with him.
(mostly use to describe a special person)

Cc:hey wanna do something naught stuffs with me,grandpa ying?
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.

by nose poop December 29, 2022

Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.

Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same

by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022

grandpa gardener

My very bitchy garden fairy grandpa

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)

by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022

Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.

CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.

by bekkuhkidd February 28, 2011

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 5, 2020

Grandpa Nikes

Nikes that look like they are made by New Balance
Typically found in Modells for $29.99
The type of shoes your grandpa would buy

Oozjse was on his way to Red Lobster quaddin in his Grandpa Nikes.

by Sploozjse June 2, 2014