Cancer

A diesease caused when one of your cells goes rogue and starts valueing its life over yours. So they kill you in an attept of survival.

Cancer

by MrMrMemeyGuy August 21, 2017

Cancer

Dumbass cell that got too big
Zodiac signs aren't real. Grow up bitch.

"Did you hear that Joe got cancer?"
"Haha lmao"

by Isvinf January 24, 2022

cancer

fortnite

i have cancer

by coolcreeper June 1, 2018

cancer

an adjective used to describe someone incredibly dumb, so dumb it'll cause you to lose all of your remaining brain cells.

person a: your mom: has big ugly gay
person b: you're cancer
person a: i know

by imnotafurrry May 16, 2018

CAncer

A person who takes an hour to play a card

Dude Owen is such fucking cancer

by Tishanagod June 23, 2019

cancer

something that kill your grandmother

she is already dead dude that is the magic of cancer

by fuckyoubitch616 January 21, 2018

Cancer

The biggest opponent of the human evolution: emojis... they're like cavepaintings in 21st centuary

Person 1: *Send's a text, with a cancer*
Person 2: *fucking dies*
Person 1: 'This is so sad *sad cancer*

by fapboy June 13, 2018