grandpa gardener

My very bitchy garden fairy grandpa

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)

by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022

microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave

He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa

by Lola1109 August 21, 2017

grandpa blew

The coolest color a mustang was ever made, a definite trophy winner. A panty or depends dropper for sure.

I bought this grandpa blew mustang because I wanted to stack trophies and pick up some gilf.

by BH6500 January 18, 2021

Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.

CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.

by bekkuhkidd February 11, 2011

Grandpas' Eyebrows

Grandpas' Eyebrows... their everywhere...

Being all over the place, or crazy. Rarely used for items, more used for people.

Billy shouted at Wanda for no reason AGAIN- Zach

Yeah man hes like Grandpas' Eyebrows- Tyler

by Rock Dagger April 21, 2010

Grandpa Nikes

Nikes that look like they are made by New Balance
Typically found in Modells for $29.99
The type of shoes your grandpa would buy

Oozjse was on his way to Red Lobster quaddin in his Grandpa Nikes.

by Sploozjse June 03, 2014

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 05, 2020