nine juan juan 

When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.

"dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?"
"nah man, we better call nine juan juan"

nine juan juan by adventx July 23, 2017

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

nine inch nails 

Band that despite no longer being the centre of attention in the metal world, continue to rock, and rock well.

I am led to believe that Trent wrote the song "hurt", performed by Johnny Cash.

you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

you let me complicate you

nine inch nails by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

nine nine! 

a catchphrase used by the CUTEST groups of humans ever, it symbolize their precinct; the nine nine. it’s their way to show how they are together, forever.

terry: nine nine!

everyone else: NOINE NOINE

me: crying

nine nine! by nineninethings January 26, 2019

nine-one-one 

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

nine-one-one by Dave November 30, 2004

nine or none 

A phrase that a kpop group from JYP Entertaiment use as their motto.

1. Stray Kids is nine or none with or without woojin.

nine or none by ffsjyppleasereturnwoojin October 27, 2019

nine of emails 

A "nine of emails" is the collective noun for when you recieve an annoying number of emails (not necessarily nine) from the one person whining about a particular topic. It originated on a bulletin board called "toys in the attic" when a poster called "Coach" who is prone to exageration would claim "I have recieved not one, not two, but nine, repeat nine, emails" whenever he wanted to make people think he had alot of support for his bullshit opinions. From there it became the standard joke when someone would whine to the webmaster about some bullshit.

"how many many emails did you recieve? not one, not two but nine?"

"a nine of emails have flooded in from some whining asshole"

nine of emails by nemo_just nemo May 29, 2007