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Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?
by neal jp December 2, 2003
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karanam sai neal

sexy alpha male with 60 inch big busty black long dick
ayo bro he is a karanam sai neal for sure
by morning slow plunder March 16, 2024
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Neal

The best person to every live. Always making the right choice.
CIRE: OMG, i dont know what 1+1 is
Neal: its 2
by JJagaimo June 5, 2022
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Nealing

The act of ignoring a big project for months, then showing up in the 11th hour & binge working on the parts you care about.
Chris is totally Nealing on the new store opening.
by Toystoystoys July 7, 2023
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Nealed

The act of sucking on an exhaust pipe so hard the chrome comes off.
That has been Nealed to within an inch of its life.
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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Neal

A very crazy person,has low self esteem and is very depressed. We dont know if he is gay or not because he keeps to himself. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT, is his actual saying!
Man:Neal is so cool at playing mindcraft!
You:YEah! but he never plays he is depressed
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Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024
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