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naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.
Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks
by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007
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Naughty Genghis

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.
"I gave Brittany a naughty Genghis last night, it was weird."

Also see: Donkey Khan
by nortydud February 7, 2010
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naughty business

by Princeeeee April 30, 2014
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naughty puma

An extra hot cougar who is extra naughty.
Jon: "Hey look at that hot cougar over there!"
Me: "Oh MAN! She looks like one naughty puma!"
by swaino August 18, 2008
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naughty karl

A porn folder one keeps sketchily on one's computer.
We looked at Naughty Karl today and watched some gross German porn.
by iheartkarl April 24, 2006
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naughty bits

the genitals or any part relating to sexuality (euphemistic)
Her naughty bits were visible because her pants were too tight.
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naughty eyes

the look of which suggests intimate encounters in the bedroom
Sabrina looked at me with her naughty eyes as i took her to the bedroom for some behind doors action!
by J. earl W. October 4, 2011
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