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never bring food to a buffet 

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.

"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"

Never-Ending Shit Parade 

A string of really bad days or experiences.
Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

never mind the quality 

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

Never rub another man's rhubarb! 

Yes, its from the first Batman movie in 1989. It means stay the fuck away from my girl. It is part of the code. No friend of mine is allowed to talk to or hang out alone with my girlfriend unless they want the wrath unleashed upon them.
"What the fuck man? You took her out to dinner last night? Never rub another man's rhubarb."

never ignorant getting goals accomplished

Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.

Never that 

A defensive term used when someone accuses you of a foul action or attribute. Another way of saying, "You got me fucked up."
"I heard you sucked my man Steve off at the party last weekend. Everybody saying you a thot."
"Nah, nigga NEVER THAT!"
Never that by Rubbercity December 29, 2016