fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

muzzed up pigeon

An Australian phrase for the noise made by a loud blow-off valve on a turbo car, particularly a VL Turbo full of wankers who think they are cool, with their hats on sideways doing bog laps of the city with the stereo turned right up.
When the throttle is released the air rushes through the BOV causing a loud "Tutututututu" noise. Sounding like a pigeon on LSD.
See also dose

VL turbo full of wankers: tututututututu
Johhny: Wow, listen to that thing! It sounds like a fully muzzed up pigeon! Bunch of tools!

by Every name I try is taken - its Rob! March 12, 2008

Muzzle Loader

The act of using your erect penis to stuff your friends nuts into a bitch's mouth.

"Me and my bro gave some bitch the muzzle loader last night! She was gagging on his balls AND my dick!"

by G00N3Z January 21, 2012

Havanah Muzzle

When you take the extra skin of your scrotum and smother your partner as if using a muzzle. Works best when your balls are really hanging low from being in a hot place for awhile.

That bitch wanted to try something new last night, and since the AC was broke, I gave her the Havanah Muzzle.

by blakleydavid August 4, 2009

Kentucky Muzzleloader

The act of numerous gay men gathered in a circle who insert tobacco in another mans erect penis hole

I was walking by the gay hicks house and i looked in the window and unfortunately saw a group of kentucky men muzzleloading each other; kentucky muzzleloader

by they call me the sharter April 19, 2010

Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.

Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

by t nigs May 30, 2007

muzzleloader

A man who enjoys having objects inserted into his urethra. (term is derived from old-time guns that had their bullets loaded from the top of the barrel)

It was only when Mike asked Jill to insert the happy end of a ball point pen into his penis that she realized he was a muzzleloader.

by Don Wong September 30, 2003