the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.
see: crustache; peach fuzz
see: crustache; peach fuzz
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
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He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
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Get the Mustacherbating mug.Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.
There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.
"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"
"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"
by nz metal head December 6, 2006
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Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
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