Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
by walkerk April 17, 2023
Get the musty candle mug.After a hot day working in Larry's yard on the drive home you fart on your dick, the wife or neighbor lady goes down on you and says wow that smells Musty.
I wish my dick wasn't so big, well oh well I am going to have to give my lady the Musty Torres after driving the heavy.
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The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS July 31, 2012
Get the musty chub mug.first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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