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musical masturbation

A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.
by dildo777 February 24, 2017
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Masturbation

What teenagers do every second of everyday. For example, I like stick my thumbs into my boxer briefs and lay on my stomach. Then, I rest both hands of my legs, and put my penis in my right hand. Then I start squeezing my dick with my right hand until I relieve myself into my boxers.
Masturbation is my favorite activity, as I have no friends to do anything with.
by MasturbatingTeen2004 February 2, 2019
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mutual masturbation

Two people, either of the opposite sex or same sex, touching each others penis/vagina for pleasure and/or orgasm.
As I lay next to my girlfriend she used her hand to rub my hard cock, while I slipped my fingers into her hot tight pussy.
by robin May 18, 2005
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Masturbation Rape

To attempt to upset someone who dislikes you by telling them you get off to the thought of them.
Masturbation Rape: The boy threw out his letter, only to find it on the morning intercom the next day.

"Melissa Stockholm, I masturbate feverously to your picture every night. Love, Jimmy Stockholm."
by Tatertits February 1, 2009
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monsterbation

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur
Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.
by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010
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mouseterbation

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.
watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation
by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007
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Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.
His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.
by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009
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