easter mummy

The opposite of the Easter Bunny who steals easter egg presents from their own kids without telling them.

"I'm afraid Aunty Mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy", said the easter mummy, "but anyway you've still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick - right?"

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

mongolian mummy

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles

That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!

by MoBuckets January 4, 2017

Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019

suger mummy

A suger mummy or daddy is a older partner who buys the other many gifts as a show of affection. For the relationship to be a suger mummy/daddy relationship they you get partner must only stay in the relationship because of the gifts

“Sarah got me another pair of Jordan’s”
Bro she is such a suger mummy

by Dash127 April 4, 2022

hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)

i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

by connor holling October 2, 2019

yummy mummy

Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.

Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.

Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.

Kate is such a yummy mummy.

by boybeeps May 23, 2006

mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 29, 2007